Today, like a lot of days, I am missing my bosom friends . . . Now, just in case you’re a little confused, and the word bosom has a whole slew of different connotations for you, don’t be alarmed, and don’t misunderstand! This is not some awkward reference to a friend with benefits. I justContinue reading “Bosom Friends”
Monthly Archives: July 2012
October 8, 2006.
Just Another Day _______________________ A Montage of Scenes based on the contents of CNN U.S. news on October 8, 2006. (Written in 2006 by a much younger version of me- Cakey!) _______________________ Rever’nd and Mrs. Lawson have three children still. Even after today. The whole fuss kicked up after lunch. Leastwise, that’s when I heard theContinue reading “October 8, 2006.”
I laughed. Then I bought them.
The Funniest Products of All Time: #1: South Butt Gear (as opposed to North Face Gear!) #2: Some Phat Beets to Crank (open) #3: THIS BOOK, comprised entirely of accidental butt-shots. I liked these so much that I bought them on sight . . . did clever branding (or general product awesomeness) influence anyone besidesContinue reading “I laughed. Then I bought them.”
The Knowledge Game
You might not know this, but I am nearly a MASTER. That’s right. My master’s degree is nearly complete. Too bad it won’t change my title (like it would with a PhD). I guess I could try to insist on being called Master. I can see why people don’t, though. It would be like aContinue reading “The Knowledge Game”
Not quite the same. . .
Gone – flitted away, Taken the stars from the night and the sun From the day! Gone, and a cloud in my heart. ~Alfred Tennyson Tonight I need a journal; a quiet private place that nobody can see. I need an ear where I can whisper secrets, without worrying that they’ll travel. I need aContinue reading “Not quite the same. . .”
Matt-ers Of The Heart: Chapter 2
Matters of the Heart: A fictionalized tale of a truly concerning romantic phenomenon. By Cakey Hankerson Chapter 2: Close Call with a Matt-a Hari? When people introduce themselves and find out my name is Annie, they usually associate me directly with that cute little gingery orphan girl, sprinkled with freckles, who has never-ending pep and vim.Continue reading “Matt-ers Of The Heart: Chapter 2”
Hey! I just saw this. And it was crazy. So here it is. Watch it maybe?
A Cake Worth 20,000 Leagues
Once upon a time, I bought an Octopus-Shaped Cake Pan… Why, you might ask? Well, because I was having a Sea Creature/Luau Theme-Party. Because, well, why not? So, one bright sunshiny day, I baked a cake that looked very little like an Octopus at first. Then, using a whole slew of blue dye, I workedContinue reading “A Cake Worth 20,000 Leagues”
Google Search Surprise – Expect The Unexpected
Have you ever seen an entree made entirely out of sweets or had a dinner that is styled to look like a dessert? I’ve always thought it was a pretty good trick. . . You take a first bite and BOOM. Your Grilled Cheese is actually made out of sponge cake and frosting. Score! OrContinue reading “Google Search Surprise – Expect The Unexpected”
Matt-ers of the Heart: Chapter 1
Matters of the Heart: A fictionalized tale of a truly concerning romantic phenomenon. By Cakey Hankerson Chapter 1: Matt-riculation As first kisses go, it was not at all what I expected. Not that I knew what to expect; it was the first time I’d kissed someone. Later, I spent a decent amount of time considering my, well, indecent amountContinue reading “Matt-ers of the Heart: Chapter 1”
Cakey Hankerson: Great Adventures 