Today was one of those days.
Sometimes, I am overwhelmed by the sheer number of questions I am asked in a very short period of time. I mean, my brain can only proceses so much in a limited amount of time. My carrying capacity hurts.
Questions Today included (but were not limited to):
Do you get those tests graded yet?
Have you written that letter to the Department of Education?
You don’t have a copy of that, do you?
What did I miss last week?
Can we tell them about the decorations?
May I have a piece of candy?
Are you baking for tomorrow?
What sized baguettes do we get?
Can you collect the money now?
Did you get everything we need?
Have you updated the missing work list?
Did you remember the quarter is ending soon?
Can you e-mail me the permission slip?
Can you send him to my office at 9?
When will you check our papers?
Can we order the favors soon?
Have you checked for the paper?
Do you check your voicemail?
Did she ever get back to you about my dress?
Did you get new granola bars yet?
Are we going to talk about grammar?
Would you be able to get that documented?
When was that due?
I’m What am I going to do now?
Did you see where I put my ibuprofen?
Could you get back to me on that?
Will you tell us how the movie is going to end?
Why did you move my stuff?
Did you remember to update your grades?
Isn’t this recycling week?
Why are those still in the front hall?
Wait- are you going to wreck the movie before we even see it?
What if I can’t make it on Tuesday?
How much do you pay for your gym membership?
Can we shop on Wednesday?
Could I drive seperately?
What is the plan for the ones who are absent?
What about the other plans that we made for students who are absent?
Can you make this meeting with the dance venue?
Why haven’t we seen you around lately?
What am I going to do?
Est-ce que je peux aller au toilettes?
What do you think I should do?
Can we make a plan for her while you’re gone?
Are you coming right back?
You’re kidding, why isn’t she nominated for an Oscar in her OTHER movies?
Where is lunch today?
Is it going to be the same time tomorrow?
Don’t you have extra help right now?
What do you have all that stuff for?
Have you seen the key to the bathroom?
Wait, was I here on Friday?
How many nieces does he have?
Do you have anything to eat?
Wow, why do you bring so many things to school?
What does that picture on the board mean?
Which chapter are we reading again?
Can I give you my permission slip?
Are you remembering to take it easy?