In Honor of the
SPLENDID Haiku Tradition
My students wrote these:
If you like Haikus
you will also adore these
genius comic strips: [x]via
It’s been a few weeks since I’ve posted some of my adventures, which grad school, teacher back-to-school, and GISHWHES will do to you. But fear not, I’ve still had adventures aplenty.
GISHWHES, which stands for The Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen, was a magical experience. One week, 156 crazy items to scavenge photos/videos for . . .
1.) “Roost on a busy sidewalk until your egg hatches. Announce the birth with a squawk (no more than a 15 second video).”
2.) Create a dynamic, documentary short film exposing little-known facts about your hometown (two minute video).
3.) Go to work dressed as a robot. We must see clips of you getting ready in the morning, commuting, and arriving at work and doing your job. We must also see the reactions of people you pass on your commute and/or at work.
4.) Get your team’s new ice cream flavor on sale in an ice cream parlor. The new flavor must have a catchy new name and must be a combination of ingredients that we (the judges) have never before heard of in an ice cream. The ice cream shop employee must tell a customer what is in your ice cream and the customer must sample your new flavor.
5.) Find an example of someone who engages in sustained generosity in your community and then do something nice for them. In the video, you must describe what the person does for their community, and then show what your kind gesture toward them is.
6.) A preacher in church condemning GISHWHES and GISHWHESHEANS.
7.) A university professor giving a technical explanation of why the telegraph will inevitably be making a comeback.
8.) Find a dog named, “Castiel.” Call it. Have it come when called.
9.)Write a haiku about waiting. Post it (no graffiti!) at a bus stop.
10.) While showing some sign of the dragon-attack on your clothing or body, panhandle on a sidewalk (NOT ON A MEDIAN IN TRAFFIC!) with a sign that reads: “A DRAGON BURNED MY CASTLE DOWN.”
11.) Bear and Dragon clothing made from Kale.
12.) Make a picture book for preschoolers explaining the Pythagorean theorem.
13.) You are what you eat. Prove it.
14.) If Gishwhes were a moving or shipping company, what would its slogan be? Let’s see the slogan on the side of an 18-wheeler. Letters must be at least 3 feet in height. No illegal graffiti allowed! You must have permission from the owner of the truck and we must see the entire truck in the image.
15.) Make your country’s flag from food or food packaging.
16.) Make a cozy quilt from old dirty socks. Snuggle up in it alone or with your best friend.
17.) Let’s see a portrait of Chris Hardwick from the Nerdist.com made from dried fruit.
18.) Taxidermy animals dressed for and playing or doing one of the following: roller derby, doubles tennis in whites, a 4-some of golfers (must be traditionally dressed with knickers), cricket players in whites, disco dancing (in 70s disco clothes), synchronized swimming (with nose clips), or a karate class (black belts).
19.)Go through a fast food drive-through with an adult dressed as a baby in a car seat in the back. The adult must have a pacifier in his or her mouth and must be pre-verbal.
21.) Mexico is famous for the perfect desert: the churro. We know churros are delicious, but what else are they good for? Improve on perfection by modifying a churro to serve an alternate non-food purpose.
22.)A fully dressed nun in her habit going down a waterslide or swinging on a rope into a river.
24.) Little Jack Horner, Little Bo Peep, Peter Pumpkin, Little Boy Blue and the Queen of Hearts at a late-night vice-ridden poker game.
25.) You, dressed as The Flash in the LHC (Large Hadron Collider) tunnel. If this is too difficult, you will get full credit for dressing as The Flash in any actual, operational particle accelerator.
26.) Shoot a real life comic book page. In other words, shoot 4 photographs of something that looks like it would be in a comic book or graphic novel and arrange the photos like panels onto one page. This must be an original story with original characters and it must be staged, not photoshopped. You have to figure out how to make the thought or dialogue bubbles and lettering during the shoot.
28.) Create an online dating profile for your pet on a real dating site.
Let’s see you and a friend, side-by-side, donating blood or platelets. Wear something festive on your head to commemorate the occasion.
I’m kind of happy for the break, but already looking forward to: