Yes, I’d like a little cheese with this . . .

Dear Immune System,

We’ve had this conversation before, so I don’t really understand the issue. Do you have to leave town exactly when stress is visiting? Just because you had one negative encounter does NOT mean you are allowed to jump ship as soon as the workload increases. You’re supposed to be better than this.

Also, I was unaware that you weren’t working well with Dayquil/Nyquil these days. WTHeck? How hard can it be?

Well, Immune System, I would write more, but my sinuses are throbbing so much that my teeth hurt, so I think I’m going to bed.

Thanks for nothing.

Sincerely,

Cakey

p.s. I would also much appreciate it if you might collaborate with Hulu before you ditch out, Immune System, because now I’m all bleary, stuffy and achey with a severe lack of visual distraction. Just for future reference.