Overheard in the Target dressing room:
Obnoxious Whining Child: Mooooommy, the door won’t close, it’s gonna open! Someone’s gonna come iiiiiiiin!”
Mom: “Nobody’s coming in, honey.”
Obnoxious Whining Child: *Indiscriminate and increasingly shrill whines of disbelief*
Mom: “Look, even if someone walked in, Mommy’s a kick-boxing instructor. So they’d better watch out.”
The whining stopped immediately, no further questions asked. That mom is AWESOME.
