1Jul2013 Burn Book Gone Wild. . . & French Posted in Scholarly, Silly, Stories by Abby Check out the amazingly histerical and wonderful student work I received in class today! Page 1: The Zebra went to the mall to get a spray tan because she was really a horse! Page 2: The Ostriche went to the club with the giraffe because they were strippers. Page 3: The tiger went shopping at Whole Foods because he was a vegitarian. Page 4: A lady-owl went to the speach therapist because she couldn’t say “who”! Page 5: The fly went to the garage to buy a car because he couldn’t fly. Page 6: The butterfly bought makeup at the mall because she was part Moth. Page 7: The polar bear lived in the forest because he thought he was an albino. Page 8: The Hippo had a baby with the Muskrat because she wanted a hippopotomuskrat!