While Christmas shopping this year,

I have seen several interesting (read that euphemistically) gift options I might recommend to you… these particular gifts are for very specific people in your lives, those hard-to-shop-for ones that I have taken the liberty of identifying on behalf of the stressed-out shopping population . . . you know, just to save everyone some time.

For the ghetto-fabulous child in your life:

For the obsessive dog-lover:

For the politically-correct or Seinfeld-loving friend:

For the too-quiet Coworker:

For the most Obnoxious person you know:

(Warning: Passive-Aggressive gift alert!)

For the young and stupid person who says “YOLO” too much:

And last, but not least, for the person who believes that the Pope is also a wizard who hangs out with Fairy Princesses: