The Gift of Humor: Puns for Christmas


I have always believed that puns are the highest form of humour.

Just in case you don’t know what on earth I’m talking about, here is the definition of a pun according to the internet:

Noun:pun/pən/
A joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words that sound alike but have different meanings.
SO: by definition, puns require the pun-ER to be witty and the pun-EE to be smart enough to get it
Some PRIME examples of excellent PUNNING:

Nerd humor, anyone? It’s a FERROUS WHEEL!
Heheheh. Clogged… LITERALLY.

In light of the incredible humour inherent in puns (which has just been fully demonstrated), I propose that we Unleash the PUN of Christmas this year. What do I mean? LET me show you.
PUN-DERFUL GIFTS!
Get it? Rein-BEER?? 
Don’t be boring. Don’t Serve the Christmas ham NORMALLY this year.
Serve up some HAM SOLO!
Um, who wouldn’t want FREUDIAN SLIPpers for Christmas?
The perfect gift if you are planning to propose a TOAST, no?
Need a punny gift? How about some punny products like BABUSHKUPS???
These are magnets:

CHICK MAGNETS! Definitely on Christmas lists this year: Functional and Funny!

These are soaps: GET IT??? HAND SOAPS???