I have never dyed my hair. Now, maybe I’m showing my age, but hair dye for the young is a conundrum. Why dye colored hair? I have students who dye their hair more than I wash my jeans. Now, maybe that’s more an indicator of my lazy laundering habits than their indecisive hairstyles, but itContinue reading “People Who Look Better Brunette . . .”
Category Archives: Simply Random
Mustache. Need I Say More?
« If you have a respectable mustache and believable shoes, people will take you for an Arab even if your parents are from Poland.” From the article “Whats With the Mustache?” by Etgar Keret
Creeping. . .
Amazing things can happen when certain lyrics are taken literally.
Decoupage my Heart
I love taking messes and transforming them!
What I Need For Valentine’s Day
(Get it?)
I Love My Students!
I am convinced beyond a reasonable doubt that my students are the best students in the world… I am currently amassing YEARS worth of anecdotal proof to back up my claims, HOWEVER, I would like to share a few of the more wonderfully funny/sweet/amazing pieces that have happened thus far this year! Exhibit A: MyContinue reading “I Love My Students!”
Shirley… you JEST?
I have come to realize over the past 24 hours that I honestly can trace many important lessons from my childhood back to Shirley Temple films. I was OBSESSED wit them and, growing up, would usually get a new one from our local public library every week to watch. Those dusty old VHS tapes wereContinue reading “Shirley… you JEST?”
Old-Fashioned Ballads of the Modern Man
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The Gift of Humor: Puns for Christmas
I have always believed that puns are the highest form of humour. Just in case you don’t know what on earth I’m talking about, here is the definition of a pun according to the internet: Noun:pun/pən/ A joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words that soundContinue reading “The Gift of Humor: Puns for Christmas”
Silver. . . er, Faux Fur Lining
Feeling all: UGG? Perhaps you are like me and find these trendy conglomerations of faux fur and low-quality suede disturbing. Similar to crocks, these shoes leave me questioning whether comfortability justifies blatant unattractiveness . . . and pondering the wisdom of this frequently sported fashionable footwear. In perusing the “Accessorize Daily” website I stumbled onContinue reading “Silver. . . er, Faux Fur Lining”
